bagclipnomad

/ˈbæɡklɪpˈnɒmæd/nounVerified New

Also in: Klemmnomade (Deutsch) · pinzómada (Español) · pinnomade (Français)

The bag clip that migrates between crisps, coffee, and frozen peas, securing none of them for long.

The bagclipnomad serves whichever bag is open and abandons it the moment the household looks away. Its true home is the drawer of destiny, and it is found in coat pockets and under sofas. Ownership is claimed by whoever clips it next, and the crisps stale while the search continues.

Etym. — bag clip + nomad — the wandering fastener of the food cupboard.

Rel. — chipetiquette

Novelty check: APPROVE

Evidence log

No query log recorded.