auntrecords
/ˈɑːnt ˈrɛkɔːdz/nounVerified NewAlso in: Sippenlabel (Deutsch) · tiello (Español) · tatabel (Français)
The aunt's encyclopedic mental registry of every relative's diagnoses, allergies, surgeries, and the dates of each.
Consulted casually, the auntrecords return precise answers: the knee operation was March, the shellfish allergy is new, the cousin's scan came back fine. No document confirms any of it and no document needs to. The records transfer to a successor only by long apprenticeship.
Etym. — aunt + records — the medical archive that files itself under a person, not a system.
Rel. — auntified
Novelty check: APPROVE
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