arrivalbedrace
/əˈraɪvəl ˈbɛd ˌreɪs/nounVerified NewAlso in: Ankunftsbettsprint (Deutsch) · camacarrera (Español) · courseaulit (Français)
The unofficial competition, held at the start of every family gathering, to claim the best beds.
The race is won by strategy, not speed: the family who leaves earliest, the couple who texts ahead, the teenager who takes the floor by choice and ruins the stakes. Bed assignments are remembered for years and cited in unrelated disputes.
Etym. — arrival + bed + race — the sporting event that opens every family weekend.
Rel. — arrivalsmug · kinconvoy
Novelty check: APPROVE
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