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reportdayweather

/rɪˈpɔːtˌdeɪˈwɛðə/nounVerified New

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Also in: Zeugnistagswetter (Deutsch) · boletínbarómetro (Español) · bulletinétéo (Français)

The emotional forecast issued with the school report, read by parents in the car before opening it.

Reportdayweather is predicted at the gate by one sentence from the teacher and confirmed at home by the envelope. Families read the general comments first, the grades second, and "talks too much" last, with recognition. The evening's mood is set by two lines about effort, as intended.

Etym. — report day + weather — the climate reading of the envelope.

Rel. — parenteveningqueue · homeworkplateau

Novelty check: APPROVE

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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