wifiborder
/ˈwaɪfiˌbɔːdə/nounVerified NewAlso in: Funkgrenze (Deutsch) · wifrontera (Español) · wifrontière (Français)
The boundary line inside the home past which video calls surrender.
The wifiborder runs through the hallway at an angle no floor plan explains. Beyond it, the bedroom receives messages on a delay and the garden is a foreign country. Calls placed across the line freeze at the same phrase, and the household has learned to say goodbyes before crossing.
Etym. — wifi + border — the frontier drawn through the middle of the house.
Rel. — deadzonecartography · routerreverence
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