toolkitlender
/ˈtuːlˌkɪtˈlɛndə/nounVerified NewAlso in: Werkzeugnachbar (Deutsch) · herrampresta (Español) · outilprêt (Français)
The neighbor whose shed holds the drill, the ladder, and the standing offer.
The toolkitlender answers every knock with "have you got one of these?" and a shed key. Their tools return late, augmented by stories. The lender's true inventory is goodwill with attachments, and the street's repairs are all, technically, theirs.
Etym. — toolkit + lender — the bank of drills that never charges interest.
Rel. — allenkeyghost · shedloan
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