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windowsmile

/ˈwɪndəʊˌsmaɪl/nounVerified New

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The greeting exchanged through panes while both parties pretend to be doing something.

The windowsmile is delivered mid-dishwash, mid-frost, and mid-dog-walk preparation. It acknowledges the other's existence without interrupting either performance. The smile carries whole paragraphs at close range and nothing at all at distance, which is its range specification.

Etym. — window + smile — the greeting of the glass frontier.

Rel. — drivewaywave · gatewave

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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