vitaminaudit
/ˈvɪtəmɪnˈɔːdɪt/nounVerified NewAlso in: Vitaminrevision (Deutsch) · suplenventario (Español) · vitaminventaire (Français)
The quarterly review of the supplement shelf, conducted between hope and evidence.
The vitaminaudit opens the cupboard and confronts the evidence: three opened jars, one sealed, and a monthly outlay that funds a placebo industry. The audit resolves to finish the opened jars only, which is the honest outcome. Next quarter's audit finds one new jar, because January.
Etym. — vitamin + audit — the inspection of the supplement shelf.
Novelty check: APPROVE
Evidence log
No query log recorded.