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guestclean

/ˈɡestˌkliːn/nounVerified New

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Also in: Gastputz (Deutsch) · visitalimpia (Español) · façadage (Français)

The pre-visit cleaning restricted to whatever a guest might actually see.

The guestclean follows the sightline: hall, kitchen counter, one bathroom, and the sofa cushions turned. Behind closed doors the household maintains its true self, which the guest will never meet. The clean takes twenty minutes and produces a home that no resident recognizes for one evening.

Etym. — guest + clean — cleanliness calibrated to an audience.

Rel. — guestgrade · dustproud

Novelty check: APPROVE

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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