eveningcollapse

/ˈiːvnɪŋ kəˈlæps/nounVerified New

Also in: Abendkollaps (Deutsch) · vespertumbe (Español) · soirondre (Français)

The point, usually 8:40, at which all plans for the evening convert to the sofa.

The eveningcollapse follows dinner like a tide. Language, gym kit, and good intentions sink into the cushions together. Its arrival is earlier on dark evenings and its deadline is the second episode, after which the collapse is complete and the plans are tomorrow's.

Etym. — evening + collapse — the nightly surrender of the upright.

Rel. — bingeledge

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