porchcensus
/ˈpɔːtʃˈsɛnsəs/nounVerified NewAlso in: Verandazensus (Deutsch) · portadacenso (Español) · perronrecens (Français)
The neighborhood's population of visible front-porch items, surveyed daily and judged silently.
The porchcensus tracks the sofas aging outside, the exercise bike in its plastic, and one bathtub with geraniums. Entries are logged mentally and discussed at fencetalk. The census is affectionate at its core, and it has opinions about the bike, which has never been ridden.
Etym. — porch + census — the headcount of the neighborhood's outdoor furniture.
Rel. — porchparanoia
Novelty check: APPROVE
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