vaultfriend

/ˈvɔːlt ˌfrɛnd/nounVerified New

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A friend in whom every secret is deposited and from whom no secret has ever escaped.

The vaultfriend has held your worst stories for decades without a leak. Their silence is structural, not effortful. Confessions are stored intact and never referenced without permission, which is why everything gets deposited there.

Etym. — vault + friend — the friend as a secure facility for the unspeakable.

Rel. — groupear · keyfriend

Novelty check: APPROVE

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