reunionweather

/rɪˈjuːnɪən ˈwɛðə/nounVerified New

Also in: Treffenwetter (Deutsch) · reunclima (Español) · réunmétéo (Français)

The weather anxiously watched for the week before a family gathering, as if it could be negotiated.

The reunionweather is checked hourly across four apps, discussed in the family chat, and defended against with a gazebo purchase. It never behaves. The gathering happens anyway, under exactly the sky that was predicted, to everyone's surprise.

Etym. — reunion + weather — the forecast as a family emotional system.

Rel. — reunionrecon

Novelty check: APPROVE

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