mopghost
/ˈmɒpɡəʊst/nounVerified NewAlso in: Wischgeist (Deutsch) · trapifantasma (Español) · serpifantôme (Français)
The mop purchased with conviction, used once, now standing in the corner as a memorial.
The mopghost was bought during a season of resolve and remains as its monument. It leans by the fridge, dry and dignified, its bucket collecting cobwebs of its own. Guests mistake it for a fixture; residents know it is a promise, kept only in its standing.
Etym. — mop + ghost — the spirit of clean floors, haunting the corner.
Rel. — mopcurious · mopstandoff
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