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gymkitrotation

/ˈdʒɪmˌkɪt rəʊˈteɪʃən/nounVerified New

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Also in: Trainingskleiderkreis (Deutsch) · sillavado (Español) · tenutour (Français)

The cycle by which gym clothes go from worn to chair to washing to chair again.

The gymkitrotation has one station more than washing: the chair of intent, where clothes wait for the session that is definitely tomorrow. Its capacity is three days before the smell forces the issue. The rotation is honored by everyone who owns a gym bag, which is everyone in January.

Etym. — gym kit + rotation — the laundry orbit of good intentions.

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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