toasterqueue
/ˈtəʊstəˌkjuː/nounVerified NewAlso in: Toasterschlange (Deutsch) · tostafila (Español) · grillefile (Français)
The line of sliced bread formed beside a two-slot toaster at breakfast hour.
The toasterqueue is orderly and tense: two slots, four eaters, and one dial everyone distrusts. Each round audits the last — too pale, too dark, perfect once. The queue holds its formation through all of it, and the last slice, darkest of all, is eaten with the humility of a survivor.
Etym. — toaster + queue — the morning bottleneck served by two slots.
Rel. — toastthreshold
Novelty check: APPROVE
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