toastbloat
/ˈtəʊstˌbləʊt/nounVerified NewThe steady lengthening of wedding speeches beyond any listener's capacity.
What was three minutes of warmth is now forty across five speakers, occasionally with slides. Guests endure it because the couple endured the planning.
Etym. — toast + bloat — ceremonial speech gaining weight like a file format.
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