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liftlogistics

/ˈlɪft ləˈdʒɪstɪks/nounVerified New

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Also in: Elterntaxilogistik (Deutsch) · taxifilia (Español) · chauffologie (Français)

The taxi operation run by parents to rehearsals, training, and the houses of other parents' children.

Liftlogistics routes a week's social calendar through one driver and one car. Pickups are timed to the minute and rounded by half an hour of "getting ready." The service is free, the tips are hugs, and the driver's radio is sovereign during all journeys.

Etym. — lift + logistics — the transport network of the family car.

Rel. — liftbound · gatesociable

Novelty check: APPROVE

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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