cakewind
/ˈkeɪkˌwɪnd/nounVerified NewAlso in: Kuchenwind (Deutsch) · tartaviento (Español) · gâteauvent (Français)
The breeze that arrives precisely when the birthday candles are lit, every year, outdoors.
The cakewind is a meteorological fact of outdoor birthdays. Relighting is performed with ceremony and shielding bodies. The wind's timing is cited at fencetalk as proof of a planned universe, and the candles are eventually blown out by the youngest present, who takes the wish by conquest.
Etym. — cake + wind — the annual gust of the garden party.
Rel. — candlewishrush
Novelty check: APPROVE
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