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jamjarkeyprotocol

/ˈdʒæmˌdʒɑːˈkiːˈprəʊtəkɒl/nounVerified New

Society & Philanthropy

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The emergency key kept in a jar, known to three households and no burglars, apparently.

The jamjarkeyprotocol locates the spare under the second jar from the left, a fact guarded by the street's honor system. Its security is social rather than physical, and it has held for decades. The protocol is the neighborhood's trust in a jar, shaken, not stirred.

Etym. — jam jar + key protocol — the hiding place ratified by the street.

Rel. — keyundermattrust · alarmcodeswap

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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