desksurvivorplant
/ˈdɛsk səˈvaɪvə ˌplɑːnt/nounVerified NewAlso in: Überlebenspflanze (Deutsch) · superviplanta (Español) · survivplante (Français)
An office plant that has outlived three teams, two moves, and every neglect pattern its desk could offer.
The desksurvivorplant thrives on abandonment and occasional emergency watering. It has seen colleagues come and go without photosynthesis complaint. It is the office's oldest employee and the only one without an exit plan.
Etym. — desk plant + survivor — the green colleague that outlasts everyone.
Rel. — desksweep · deskneglected
Novelty check: APPROVE
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