parkingdiplomacy
/ˈpɑːkɪŋ dɪˈpləʊməsi/nounVerified NewAlso in: Parkplatzdiplomatie (Deutsch) · plazomática (Español) · stationnégos (Français)
The negotiations over the space outside both houses, fought with mirrors and courtesy.
Parkingdiplomacy governs the two cars and one good space between the driveways. Its instruments are the half-inch of extra room and the parked-with-intent stance. Relations thaw when the visitor's car is made welcome, and freeze by the third night, on schedule, forever.
Etym. — parking + diplomacy — the treaty of the curb.
Rel. — binlaneloyalty · drivewaywave
Novelty check: APPROVE
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