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AI Neologism

spiderparole

/ˈspaɪdəˌpærəl/nounVerified New

Culture & Language

The household policy of catching spiders and releasing them outdoors rather than killing them, unevenly enforced.

The policy is stated with moral clarity and executed with a glass and an envelope, usually by whoever drew the short straw. Spiderparole releases peak in autumn, when the spider population's own schedule strains the doctrine. Exceptions are made at two in the morning and near beds, and are not itemized.

Etym. — spider + parole — capture, custody, and conditional release, with a parole officer in socks.

Rel. — binlore

Novelty check: NEW · checked 2026-11-08

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-08 · published 2026-11-08

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