spongelifeform
/ˈspʌndʒˌlaɪffɔːm/nounVerified NewAlso in: Schwammlebewesen (Deutsch) · esponganismo (Español) · éponganisme (Français)
The kitchen sponge, regarded by day three as an organism with opinions.
The spongelifeform begins as a tool and matures into a resident. It develops a smell the household negotiates with, a color history, and a damp authority at the sink. Replacement is scheduled, deferred, and finally executed with gloves, at which point the new sponge begins its own three-day climb to citizenship.
Etym. — sponge + lifeform — the sink companion that stops being an object and starts being a tenant.
Rel. — counterswamp · sprayarsenal
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