stepgoalpanic

/ˈstɛpˌɡəʊlˈpænɪk/nounVerified New

Also in: Schrittzielpanik (Deutsch) · pasopánico (Español) · paspanique (Français)

The 11 p.m. march around the house to reach the round number on the step counter.

Stepgoalpanic mobilizes the household at bedtime for laps of the hallway. The watch glows its approval at the target and the household returns to bed, energized and slightly mad. The goal moves weekly, which is how the panic stays fresh.

Etym. — step goal + panic — the midnight march for the number.

Rel. — steprich

Novelty check: APPROVE

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