snoozelegislate
/ˈsnuːzˈlɛdʒɪsleɪt/verbVerified NewAlso in: Schlummergesetzgeben (Deutsch) · despertamento (Español) · révilégislation (Français)
To govern one's mornings through a parliament of alarms, each with its own jurisdiction.
To snoozelegislate is to set six alarms with names and powers: wake, really wake, last chance, get up, you are late, and the deterrent. Each is snoozed in order, per constitutional procedure. The system's framers believe in checks and balances, and the checks all snooze.
Etym. — snooze + legislate — the governance of morning by alarm statute.
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