naptimedefensive

/ˈnæptaɪm dɪˈfɛnsɪv/adjectiveVerified New

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Describing the posture of a household guarding a sleeping child, from postmen and grandmothers alike.

The naptimedefensive household plans its day around the window and defends it with signs, silences, and one intercepted doorbell. Visitors are processed in whispers and deferred with genuine apology. The defense is absolute for exactly ninety minutes a day, and it wins every battle it fights.

Etym. — naptime + defensive — the posture of the guarded hour.

Rel. — naptimeprotocol · napshield

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