keybowltheology

/ˈkiːbəʊl θiˈɒlədʒi/nounVerified New

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The doctrine that all keys shall rest in the bowl by the door, obeyed by no one.

Keybowltheology was founded the week the third set of keys was lost. The bowl was bought with conviction and is now a deposit site for receipts, coins, and one key ring nobody claims. The true keys live in pockets and coat piles, performing their faith privately, and the bowl presides over a congregation it never sees.

Etym. — key bowl + theology — the doctrine of the door-side dish, professed and ignored.

Rel. — remoteshrine

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