roomwars

/ˈruːm ˌwɔːz/nounVerified New

Also in: Raumkriege (Deutsch) · salaguerras (Español) · salleterres (Français)

The ongoing territorial conflict over bookable meeting rooms, fought through bookings, evictions, and standing claims.

Roomwars are fought in the booking system with phantom meetings and defensive holds. Casualties include walk-in teams and the room's actual purpose. Peace treaties exist as unwritten etiquette and break every Monday.

Etym. — room + wars — the permanent territorial conflict of office real estate.

Rel. — bookingsiege · deskdriveby

Novelty check: APPROVE

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