partybagscience
/ˈpɑːtibæɡˈsaɪəns/nounVerified NewAlso in: Mitgebbütenkunde (Deutsch) · bolsología (Español) · sachétologie (Français)
The engineering of the leaving gift bag to a fixed budget and a variable dignity.
Partybagscience balances five items under a pound against the certainty that three will be litter by the car park. The bubbles are the anchor item; the bouncy ball is the flash; the sugar is the treaty clause. Bags are assembled at midnight, in bulk, with the precision of an operation that will be praised for ten seconds.
Etym. — party bag + science — the applied economics of the leaving gift.
Rel. — partybagprudent · birthdaylistseason
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