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routinejealous

/ruːˈtiːnˈdʒɛləs/adjectiveVerified New

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Also in: Routineneidisch (Deutsch) · rutinvidia (Español) · routijaloux (Français)

Describing the envy of other people's routines, held to be the reason for their success.

The routinejealous study the 5 a.m. club with anthropological respect and personal despair. Their envy is productive once a year, producing one adopted routine, briefly. The feeling passes, the library card is used, and the sleep-in wins, again, legitimately.

Etym. — routine + jealous — the envy of other people's mornings.

Novelty check: APPROVE

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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