routerreverence
/ˈraʊtə ˈrɛvərəns/nounVerified NewAlso in: Routerverehrung (Deutsch) · routaltar (Español) · boxfétiche (Français)
The household law that the router's corner may not be blocked, moved, or doubted.
Routerreverence grew from one bad winter and a lesson nobody wishes to repeat. The shelf is now a shrine: nothing stacked on the router, nothing plugged into its socket, nothing said against it within range. When the internet slows, the family looks at the corner first, as at an altar suspected of neglect.
Etym. — router + reverence — the respect paid to the household's most temperamental deity.
Rel. — wifiborder · deadzonecartography
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