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resolutionsurvivors

/ˌrɛzəˈluːʃən səˈvaɪvəz/nounVerified New

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Also in: Vorsatzüberlebende (Deutsch) · proposobreviviente (Español) · résolusurvivants (Français)

The January guests still keeping their resolutions, cited at gatherings as living proof.

The resolutionsurvivors attend every do with their resolution visible and their smugness managed. Their survival rate is celebrated and their temptation is monitored by the room. By February they are folk memory, and their January is spoken of with respect, briefly, forever.

Etym. — resolution + survivors — the January cohort that lasted.

Rel. — plankjanuary

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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