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sparekeyfriend

/ˈspɛə ˌkiː ˌfrɛnd/nounVerified New

Society & Philanthropy

Also in: Zweitschlüsselbund (Deutsch) · replomigo (Español) · clésocours (Français)

A friend who holds a spare key to your home, trusted with full physical access.

The sparekeyfriend can enter for packages, plants, and panics. The key represents the highest level of friendship clearance, granted after years and one memorable leak of the old hiding spot. Their status is permanent and portable.

Etym. — spare key + friend — the friend trusted with the physical copy of your privacy.

Rel. — keyfriend · vaultfriend

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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