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ballfenceprotocol

/ˈbɔːlˌfɛnsˈprəʊtəkɒl/nounVerified New

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Also in: Ballrückgabeprotokoll (Deutsch) · pelotcol (Español) · protocolon (Français)

The standing arrangement for the return of balls that clear the fence, without knocking.

The ballfenceprotocol handles one ball an afternoon: it is thrown back over with a shout, or left by the gate with a wave. Nothing is knocked on, nothing is kept. The protocol has survived four footballs, two generations, and one greenhouse, which is the exception that proves it.

Etym. — ball + fence protocol — the border law of the kicked ball.

Rel. — greenhousedream

Novelty check: APPROVE

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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