cousindj

/ˈkʌzənˌdiːdʒeɪ/nounVerified New

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The cousin permanently drafted to control the music at every family gathering.

The cousindj inherits the aux cable and a playlist spanning three generations' taste wars. Requests arrive from the elders, the toddlers, and a uncle with strong opinions about a specific 1974 track. The cousindj's verdicts are final and resented in equal measure.

Etym. — cousin + DJ — the youngest competent person holds the aux.

Novelty check: APPROVE

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