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wakebeforealarm

/ˌweɪkbɪˈfɔːr əˈlɑːm/nounVerified New

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Also in: Weckerfreiminute (Deutsch) · predespierto (Español) · éveildevance (Français)

The minute of waking naturally just before the alarm, held in stillness like a held breath.

The wakebeforealarm minute is the day's first miracle, achieved twice a year. Its stillness is perfect and its end is an alarm, which ruins it. Practitioners lie in it with the discipline of the wakebeforealarm's own religion, which has no name but has followers.

Etym. — wake before alarm — the minute of natural waking, perfect and brief.

Rel. — lieingrace

Novelty check: APPROVE

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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