deskposturepromise
/ˈdɛskˈpɒstʃəˈprɒmɪs/nounVerified NewAlso in: Sitzhaltungsgelübde (Deutsch) · espalvoto (Español) · posturevœu (Français)
The daily vow to sit properly, held for eleven minutes and renewed with feeling.
The deskposturepromise is made at nine, kept until the first interesting email. The stretch is then performed at the chair, which counts, spiritually. The promise is renewed annually with equipment, and the equipment holds bags now, nobly.
Etym. — desk posture + promise — the daily vow of the spine.
Rel. — screenweary
Novelty check: APPROVE
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