dessertescrow

/dɪˈzɜːtˈɛskrəʊ/nounVerified New

Also in: Desserttreuhand (Deutsch) · postrefeudo (Español) · dessertre (Français)

The dessert held in trust by a parent until the plate meets the agreed conditions.

Dessertescrow releases the pudding in installments against progress verified at the table. The terms are disputed after every main course and re-signed before every birthday. The system works, both sides agree, and neither side can say why it never ends.

Etym. — dessert + escrow — the pudding held by a neutral party until conditions clear.

Rel. — broccolihostage · lastslicelaw

Novelty check: APPROVE

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