porchproud

/ˈpɔːtʃˈpraʊd/adjectiveVerified New

Also in: Haustürstolz (Deutsch) · portaludo (Español) · perronfier (Français)

Describing a doorstep kept to a standard of plants, paint, and welcome that speaks before the doorbell.

The porchproud sweep the step daily, rotate the bay trees, and have opinions about house numbers. Their doorstep says "good morning" before anyone knocks. The standard is admired, resourced, and copied within the year by half the street, which is the proudest outcome there is.

Etym. — porch + proud — the front-line presentation of the house.

Rel. — porchfriendly · drivewayorderly

Novelty check: APPROVE

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