porchparanoia

/ˈpɔːtʃˌpærəˈnɔɪə/nounVerified New

Also in: Paketparanoia (Deutsch) · portalparano (Español) · porcheparano (Français)

The sustained surveillance of the smart doorbell for a delivery that will not arrive.

Porchparanoia converts a hallway into a watchtower. The app is opened forty times, each clip reviewed, and every passing dog is interrogated. The parcel shows "delivered" without existing, and the household rehearses the complaint to the courier, the seller, and finally the government.

Etym. — porch + paranoia — doorstep stakeout conducted from the sofa.

Rel. — doorbellinquest · wifiborder

Novelty check: APPROVE

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