pocketconfetti

/ˈpɒkɪt kənˈfɛti/nounVerified New

Also in: Taschenschnipsel (Deutsch) · bolsiconfeti (Español) · pochfetti (Français)

The shredded tissue that a wash distributes democratically across an entire load.

Pocketconfetti is produced when one tissue rides a full cycle and disintegrates into the common good. Every garment emerges decorated; the darks wear it best. The cleanup is performed with a lint roller and a sigh, and the tissue's owner is identified by the retroactive silence of the guilty.

Etym. — pocket + confetti — the celebration nobody ordered, held after every wash.

Rel. — laundryfossil · crumbrich

Novelty check: APPROVE

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