umbrellaorphan

/ʌmˈbrɛləˈɒrəfən/nounVerified New

Also in: Schirmwaise (Deutsch) · paraguhérfano (Español) · pluviophelin (Français)

The umbrella carried out and left behind, in every shop, forever.

The umbrellaorphan is purchased annually in an emergency and abandoned annually in a better mood. Its final homes include the bus, the office, and one restaurant that now owns four. The orphan cycle is weather-driven and its economics are understood by nobody, including the umbrella industry.

Etym. — umbrella + orphan — the left-behind of the rainy day.

Rel. — keypocketcheck

Novelty check: APPROVE

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