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plankjanuary

/ˈplæŋkˈdʒænjuəri/nounVerified New

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Also in: Plankejanuar (Deutsch) · planchenero (Español) · planchanvier (Français)

The annual month of daily planks, squats, or cold showers, undertaken with conviction.

Plankjanuary begins with a calendar and ends with a calendar. Its discipline peaks on the third week and its results are invisible, which is the curriculum. Every January resumes the program with last January's numbers, and the plank remembers everything.

Etym. — plank + January — the annual isometric resolution.

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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