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snackdrawerfund

/ˈsnækˌdrɔːˈfʌnd/nounVerified New

Work & Economy

Also in: Snackschubladenreserve (Deutsch) · picofondo (Español) · grignobanque (Français)

The reserve of emergency snacks maintained at the desk against the 3 p.m. famine.

The snackdrawerfund is stocked by the fortnight and audited by colleagues, silently. Its reserves fund morale through the long afternoons. The fund's depletion rate is a measure of the quarter, and its refill is a payroll expense, spiritually.

Etym. — snack drawer + fund — the strategic reserve of the desk.

Rel. — snackcommons

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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