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porchfriendly

/ˈpɔːtʃˈfrɛndli/adjectiveVerified New

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Also in: verandagastlich (Deutsch) · portalero (Español) · perronnant (Français)

Describing a front porch built for lingering, and the households that use it as such.

The porchfriendly house holds two chairs that face the street and a table with ring stains. Its residents know the dogs' names and the postman's schedule. The porch sets the street's temperature, and every street has exactly one, which the rest of the street visits.

Etym. — porch + friendly — the architecture of the open front step.

Rel. — stoopcoffee · porchcensus

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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