pardonspiral
/ˈpɑːdənˌspaɪrəl/nounVerified NewThe escalating loop of "sorry?", "pardon?", and strategic laughing that conceals hearing decline at a dinner table.
Two repetitions are polite; by the fourth, the safest move is to laugh at whatever the table laughs at. The spiral protects the secret and deepens the isolation in the same motion. Pardonspiral names the ritual that keeps the audiologist's number unfound.
Etym. — pardon + spiral — a courtesy that winds downward.
Rel. — presbyreach · aiddeferral
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