crackerslotmachine

/ˈkrækəˈslɒtməˌʃiːn/nounVerified New

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The cracker pull whose prize distribution is governed by luck and one joke reused since 1998.

The crackerslotmachine dispenses a paper crown, a riddle, and a tool of destiny. Its jackpots are the screwdriver set and the mirror. The machine's odds are unfair and its tables are set with them anyway, annually, with the same jokes landing on the same uncles.

Etym. — cracker + slot machine — the gaming device of the dinner table.

Rel. — papercrowncourt · raffleluckpocket

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