ovaryaudit

/ˈəʊvəriˌɔːdɪt/nounVerified New

The casual public scrutiny of a woman's reproductive timeline by relatives, colleagues, and strangers.

The audit is conducted at weddings, in open-plan offices, and by apps that count what apps should not. Findings are announced — "the clock," "you've still got time" — without being requested. Ovaryaudit names the inspection nobody applied for.

Etym. — ovary + audit — the organ treated as a filed asset under review; 5 syllables, kept for the bluntness.

Novelty check: NEW · checked 2026-11-08

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