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notesmorgue

/ˈnəʊts ˈmɔːɡ/nounVerified New

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Also in: Notizenfriedhof (Deutsch) · actamorgue (Español) · comptemorgue (Français)

The shared folder of meeting notes that everyone writes and nobody opens.

The notesmorgue grows by one document per meeting and shrinks never. Its contents are correct, complete, and unread. The notes exist so that someone can say the notes exist.

Etym. — notes + morgue — the meeting record laid to rest unviewed.

Rel. — channelcemetery

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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